<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647</id><updated>2012-02-16T02:23:05.618-08:00</updated><category term='Tente usar o cérebro'/><category term='Placas (des)motivacionais'/><category term='Tirinhas (ou não)'/><category term='Vídeos engraçados'/><category term='Piadas'/><category term='Coletânea de GIFS'/><category term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category term='Novo Orkut - Convites'/><category term='Humor'/><category term='Bizarrices'/><category term='Fails; owneds e afins'/><category term='Tirinhas do Mala'/><category term='Jogos'/><category term='Mulheres normais... poses estranhas'/><title type='text'>Seu Mala!</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' 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src="http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/5012/ogaaaovyp6hqkvors5vbpfh.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E por serem sem graça, acaba tendo um pouco de... graça. :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-3999032165882241560?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/3999032165882241560/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/11/as-duas-piadas-mais-sem-graca-do-batman.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/3999032165882241560'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/3999032165882241560'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/11/as-duas-piadas-mais-sem-graca-do-batman.html' title='As três piadas mais SEM GRAÇA do Batman'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-4861979535743260866</id><published>2009-11-10T14:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T14:06:01.845-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tirinhas (ou não)'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Cuidado vovô</title><content type='html'>&lt;img alt="Ele também com você :)" src="http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4495/ogaaagbcpynmqgv6iowlqgb.jpg" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-4861979535743260866?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/4861979535743260866/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/11/cuidado-vovo.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/4861979535743260866'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/4861979535743260866'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/11/cuidado-vovo.html' title='Cuidado vovô'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-7988079262401175665</id><published>2009-11-10T14:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T14:02:38.234-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tirinhas (ou não)'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Não ria...</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9806/ogaaao93gvh9jev1edrly2m.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Se você rir, vai sofrer graves consequências.&lt;br /&gt;Se não entendeu, &lt;strike&gt;foda-se&lt;/strike&gt; vai ficar sem entender :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-7988079262401175665?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/7988079262401175665/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/11/nao-ria.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/7988079262401175665'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/7988079262401175665'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/11/nao-ria.html' title='Não ria...'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-5544048908694685913</id><published>2009-11-10T13:59:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T13:59:38.387-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Placas (des)motivacionais'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Pense nisso...</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/7544/motivacionalpapelcpia.jpg" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-5544048908694685913?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/5544048908694685913/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/11/pense-nisso.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/5544048908694685913'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/5544048908694685913'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/11/pense-nisso.html' title='Pense nisso...'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-7978806190296539287</id><published>2009-11-08T18:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T14:00:38.956-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Novo Orkut - Convites'/><title type='text'>Convites Novo Orkut [Oficial]</title><content type='html'>Pronto, finalmente consegui os convites para o orkut novo, quem quiser é só deixar o coment com seu email, só tenho 10 convites, mas vou criar mais algumas contas do orkut e enviar convite para elas, assim terei mais convites para enviar para vocês.&lt;br /&gt;Mas fiquem sabendo, o orkut novo é uma boa ***** eu não gostei e NENHUMA pessoa que eu conheço e tem o orkut novo gostou tambem. Pode ser que vocês não gostem, mas enviarei só para vocês terem mesmo =)&lt;br /&gt;Só deixar os emails aí.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Edit: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Para mais organização, ao invés de deixar seu email em público aqui, entre na nossa comunidade no Orkut&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.orkut.com.br/Main#Community?cmm=96024193&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E deixe um recado no tópico "Convites Novo Orkut"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Então, adicione um dos webmasters (Lucas ou Junior) que repassaremos o convite assim que der.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Peço que tenham paciência, os convites são limitados e demoram para chegar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Valeu&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-7978806190296539287?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/7978806190296539287/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/11/convites-novo-orkut-oficial.html#comment-form' title='6 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/7978806190296539287'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/7978806190296539287'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/11/convites-novo-orkut-oficial.html' title='Convites Novo Orkut [Oficial]'/><author><name>Vovô Atleta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03791375108205782501</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-3950684993960833914</id><published>2009-11-03T12:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-03T12:29:05.209-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fails; owneds e afins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tirinhas (ou não)'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Sortudo</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/6310/genitliaovnitirinhastos.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/6310/genitliaovnitirinhastos.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vai me dizer que &lt;b&gt;você&lt;/b&gt; não faria o mesmo?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-3950684993960833914?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/3950684993960833914/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/11/sortudo.html#comment-form' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/3950684993960833914'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/3950684993960833914'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/11/sortudo.html' title='Sortudo'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-9106820827175605171</id><published>2009-11-03T12:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-03T12:11:20.368-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fails; owneds e afins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tirinhas do Mala'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Tirinhas do Mala #04 - Arquivo</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/6390/arquivor.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="287" src="http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/6390/arquivor.png" width="544" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Pelo menos nesse caso não foi a loira que foi burra :)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-9106820827175605171?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/9106820827175605171/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/11/tirinhas-do-mala-04-arquivo.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/9106820827175605171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/9106820827175605171'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/11/tirinhas-do-mala-04-arquivo.html' title='Tirinhas do Mala #04 - Arquivo'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-3925756652953378832</id><published>2009-11-03T11:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-03T11:33:23.921-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Dia a dia em Tokyo</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2379/previsaodotempocpia.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2379/previsaodotempocpia.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;É, pena que o Jiraya se foi. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-3925756652953378832?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/3925756652953378832/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/11/dia-dia-em-tokyo.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/3925756652953378832'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/3925756652953378832'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/11/dia-dia-em-tokyo.html' title='Dia a dia em Tokyo'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-2592957176008033567</id><published>2009-11-03T11:27:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-03T11:27:54.213-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tirinhas (ou não)'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Coringa safadinho</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/2636/batmancoringa.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/2636/batmancoringa.jpg" /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Posso até dizer que ele se fodeu! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-2592957176008033567?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/2592957176008033567/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/11/coringa-safadinho.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/2592957176008033567'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/2592957176008033567'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/11/coringa-safadinho.html' title='Coringa safadinho'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-7997474861601169264</id><published>2009-10-31T03:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-31T11:22:27.049-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Novo Orkut - Convites'/><title type='text'>Convites para o Novo Orkut! AQUI!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://htxbr.com/wp-content/uploads/novo_orkut.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;"O Google anunciou nesta quinta-feira que o &lt;b&gt;Orkut&lt;/b&gt;, a rede social mais popular do Brasil, vai passar por mudanças: o site foi todo redesenhado para trazer recursos mais modernos aos usuários, como interação mais aprimorada com seus amigos e aplicativos. A adesão à novidade será gradual e &lt;b&gt;feita por meio de convites&lt;/b&gt;. O sistema de &lt;b&gt;convites&lt;/b&gt; segue um modelo similar ao inicio do site de relacionamentos, quando os internautas só podiam entrar na rede social depois de serem convidados por um amigo."&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;Então é isso galerinha gente boa, o Orkut voltou as origens e agora exige convite. E eu, graças aos meus contatos no alto escalão do Google, consegui os tão desejados &lt;b&gt;convites para o novo orkut!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quer &lt;b&gt;ganhar um convite para o novo orkut&lt;/b&gt; e usufruir de todas suas novidades? Fácil. Complete o formulário abaixo com seu e-mail, clique em&lt;b&gt; "Quero um convite!"&lt;/b&gt;, cadastre-se na newsletter e concorra!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;form action="http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailverify" method="post" onsubmit="window.open('http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailverify?uri=seumala', 'popupwindow', 'scrollbars=yes,width=550,height=520');return true" style="border: 0px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); padding: 3px; text-align: left;" target="popupwindow"&gt;&lt;input name="email" style="width: 140px;" type="text" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;input name="uri" type="hidden" value="seumala" /&gt;&lt;input name="loc" type="hidden" value="pt_BR" /&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Quero um convite!" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/form&gt;Ps.: Você receberá um email confirmando o cadastro, verifique sua caixa de mensagens, se demorar, verifica o lixo eletrônico.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mas lembre-se de confirmar o cadastro clicando no link que será enviado para o seu e-mail.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dentro de 5 dias todos os convites serão distribuídos!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boa sorte!&lt;img alt=";)" class="wp-smiley" src="http://anderssauro.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Banner para divulgação:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/8662/semttulo1m.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="640" src="http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/8662/semttulo1m.png" width="283" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Clique para aumentar &lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;Valeu :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-7997474861601169264?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/7997474861601169264/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/convites-para-o-novo-orkut-aqui.html#comment-form' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/7997474861601169264'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/7997474861601169264'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/convites-para-o-novo-orkut-aqui.html' title='Convites para o Novo Orkut! AQUI!'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-623874888974511570</id><published>2009-10-29T10:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-29T10:46:54.124-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mulheres normais... poses estranhas'/><title type='text'>Eu queria ser...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3136/dailypicdump26773p.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3136/dailypicdump26773p.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;...um &lt;i&gt;cãozinho enjaulado&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-623874888974511570?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/623874888974511570/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/eu-queria-ser.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/623874888974511570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/623874888974511570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/eu-queria-ser.html' title='Eu queria ser...'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-5761564894953005384</id><published>2009-10-29T10:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-29T10:11:26.258-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fails; owneds e afins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tirinhas (ou não)'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Precisamos ter prioridades na vida...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/8707/batmanx.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/8707/batmanx.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Para o &lt;b&gt;batman&lt;/b&gt;, assistir o jogo da seleção é uma delas...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-5761564894953005384?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/5761564894953005384/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/precisamos-ter-prioridades-na-vida.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/5761564894953005384'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/5761564894953005384'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/precisamos-ter-prioridades-na-vida.html' title='Precisamos ter prioridades na vida...'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-9034548367749628685</id><published>2009-10-27T15:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-27T15:30:22.673-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fails; owneds e afins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Faz o "2"</title><content type='html'>Haha, os &lt;a href="http://xuxa.globo.com/"&gt;&lt;b&gt;"baixinhos"&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; fazem coisas que eles mesmos não entendem, mas que para nós é motivo de muita gozação.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Veja:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7Q9s45oHPkg&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7Q9s45oHPkg&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O mais engraçado é a cara que o muleque faz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Segundo o "dono" do filme eles não ensinaram o pirralho a fazer tal coisa, mas, vai saber né? &lt;br /&gt;Sendo fake ou não, &lt;b&gt;EURI&lt;/b&gt; muito! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Brindes:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tirinha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9333/aaeohi.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="640" src="http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9333/aaeohi.jpg" width="214" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;Emoticon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5009/emoticulooooll.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5009/emoticulooooll.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Em breve mais brindes :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-9034548367749628685?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/9034548367749628685/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/faz-o-2.html#comment-form' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/9034548367749628685'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/9034548367749628685'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/faz-o-2.html' title='Faz o &quot;2&quot;'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-3116908989573546977</id><published>2009-10-24T20:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-24T20:18:30.999-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fails; owneds e afins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>O melhor vídeo de todos os tempos!</title><content type='html'>Achei no &lt;b&gt;YouTobas&lt;/b&gt; um vídeo muito legal, provavelmente o&lt;b&gt; melhor que já vi&lt;/b&gt; até agora&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Espere carregar, e veja &lt;b&gt;atentamente, &lt;/b&gt;você&amp;nbsp; não vai se arrepender.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a target="blank_ "href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_JtWk7d3YRZo/SszvQ694zdI/AAAAAAAAJ3M/sgvh-5FPAss/s640/youtubeloading.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;E aí, gostou? &lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-3116908989573546977?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/3116908989573546977/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/o-melhor-video-de-todos-os-tempos.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/3116908989573546977'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/3116908989573546977'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/o-melhor-video-de-todos-os-tempos.html' title='O melhor vídeo de todos os tempos!'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh4.ggpht.com/_JtWk7d3YRZo/SszvQ694zdI/AAAAAAAAJ3M/sgvh-5FPAss/s72-c/youtubeloading.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-1480755070215620856</id><published>2009-10-24T19:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-24T19:39:12.641-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fails; owneds e afins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><title type='text'>Demonstração de coragem</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QRJBgIO--rE&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QRJBgIO--rE&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-1480755070215620856?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/1480755070215620856/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/demonstracao-de-coragem.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/1480755070215620856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/1480755070215620856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/demonstracao-de-coragem.html' title='Demonstração de coragem'/><author><name>Vovô Atleta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03791375108205782501</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-3784977233209462098</id><published>2009-10-24T17:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-24T17:13:26.068-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fails; owneds e afins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><title type='text'>Barney Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HIwJsTZ78nY&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HIwJsTZ78nY&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Não precisa de comentários..&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-3784977233209462098?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/3784977233209462098/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/barney-fail.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/3784977233209462098'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/3784977233209462098'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/barney-fail.html' title='Barney Fail'/><author><name>Vovô Atleta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03791375108205782501</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-5879708934425954640</id><published>2009-10-24T12:19:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-24T12:19:43.426-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Raciocínio racional é o que há!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fbVHK-34XyM&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fbVHK-34XyM&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-5879708934425954640?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/5879708934425954640/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/raciocinio-racional-e-o-que-ha.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/5879708934425954640'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/5879708934425954640'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/raciocinio-racional-e-o-que-ha.html' title='Raciocínio racional é o que há!'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-5971331605902209681</id><published>2009-10-24T11:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-24T11:52:44.936-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tirinhas do Mala'/><title type='text'>Tirinhas do Mala  #03 - A Vingança</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv336/seumala/02-1.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="348" src="http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv336/seumala/02-1.png" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv336/seumala/02-1.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Aguenta aí agora, &lt;b&gt;seu mala!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Se não sabe do que ela se vingou, clique &lt;b style="color: blue;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/tirinhas-do-mala-01-um-centavo.html"&gt;aqui&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-5971331605902209681?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/5971331605902209681/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/tirinhas-do-mala-03-vinganca.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/5971331605902209681'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/5971331605902209681'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/tirinhas-do-mala-03-vinganca.html' title='Tirinhas do Mala  #03 - A Vingança'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-6903679274719489214</id><published>2009-10-24T06:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-24T06:46:42.683-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tirinhas do Mala'/><title type='text'>Tirinhas do Mala #02 - Balão</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8093/tirinha2m.png"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 438px; height: 446px;" src="http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8093/tirinha2m.png" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-6903679274719489214?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/6903679274719489214/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/tirinhas-do-mala-02-balao.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/6903679274719489214'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/6903679274719489214'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/tirinhas-do-mala-02-balao.html' title='Tirinhas do Mala #02 - Balão'/><author><name>Vovô Atleta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03791375108205782501</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-2722004084376895721</id><published>2009-10-23T16:07:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-24T06:47:44.610-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><title type='text'>Pegadinha japonêsa</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZlWuc4dihqQ&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZlWuc4dihqQ&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Como se divertir traumatizando alguem..&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-2722004084376895721?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/2722004084376895721/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/pegadinha-japonesa.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/2722004084376895721'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/2722004084376895721'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/pegadinha-japonesa.html' title='Pegadinha japonêsa'/><author><name>Vovô Atleta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03791375108205782501</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-5576948074543805796</id><published>2009-10-22T17:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-22T17:58:49.331-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tirinhas do Mala'/><title type='text'>Tirinhas do Mala  #01 - Um centavo</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/9855/60099188.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="309" src="http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/9855/60099188.png" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Sortudo! Achou UM centavo! Não se vê mais uma dessa hoje em dia....&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-5576948074543805796?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/5576948074543805796/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/tirinhas-do-mala-01-um-centavo.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/5576948074543805796'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/5576948074543805796'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/tirinhas-do-mala-01-um-centavo.html' title='Tirinhas do Mala  #01 - Um centavo'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-4450897360923724689</id><published>2009-10-22T15:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-22T15:14:49.000-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Apóstrofos</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5048/image001121.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5048/image001121.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;E agora o troféu que a anta que escreveu isso merece:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://animatube.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ai-que-burro-da-zero-rpa-ele.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="236" src="http://animatube.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ai-que-burro-da-zero-rpa-ele.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Haha, Chaves é o rei! &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-4450897360923724689?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/4450897360923724689/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/apostrofos.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/4450897360923724689'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/4450897360923724689'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/apostrofos.html' title='Apóstrofos'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-6577455123460596017</id><published>2009-10-22T09:52:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-22T09:52:04.909-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Reforma (2)</title><content type='html'>Estamos passando por mais uma pequena reforma, voltaremos em breve.&lt;br /&gt;Obrigado.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-6577455123460596017?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/6577455123460596017/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/reforma-2.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/6577455123460596017'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/6577455123460596017'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/reforma-2.html' title='Reforma (2)'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-3772525694790598719</id><published>2009-10-20T12:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-20T12:05:54.167-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fails; owneds e afins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Cupido FAIL</title><content type='html'>Quem ainda não teve essa dúvida: &lt;b&gt;"Esses programas de relacionamento dão certo mesmo?"&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8986/cupidofail.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="818" src="http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8986/cupidofail.jpg" width="588" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eu ri da baranga dando fora nele :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-3772525694790598719?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/3772525694790598719/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/cupido-fail.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/3772525694790598719'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/3772525694790598719'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/cupido-fail.html' title='Cupido FAIL'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-5559784451526933428</id><published>2009-10-20T11:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-20T11:12:49.294-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Imagina se você risse como no msn?</title><content type='html'>Nossa maneira de expressar uma risada na internet é bem peculiar, mas imagina se nós, na vida real, ríssemos como no msn, orkut, etc?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E imagine um indivíduo realmente &lt;b&gt;estranho, feio, e tosco&lt;/b&gt; rindo assim?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Ps.: Contém cenas fortes&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HIPwUW4GLLA&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HIPwUW4GLLA&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Euri :)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-5559784451526933428?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-8617155148193097951</id><published>2009-10-18T14:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-19T14:15:27.993-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jogos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Pedro e o  Chip (Jogo)</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Recentemente encontrei algo muito interessante na net, uma paródia em forma de game do &lt;strike&gt;barraco feito por uma mulher louca&lt;/strike&gt; evento ocorrido em Vitória-ES, onde uma mulher teria seu chip roubado.... tá, se não conhece, veja:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XgavZYTs1dM&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XgavZYTs1dM&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;E o webmaster do site &lt;b&gt;www.rstein.org&lt;/b&gt; teve a brilhante idéia de criar um game sobre o ocorrido, onde o objetivo é colher os &lt;b&gt;chips&lt;/b&gt; :)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Como jogar:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Espere a barrinha encher e aperte a barra de espaço para gritar.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Você pode evoluir a agilidade, o stress, os itens e os gritos, quanto mais forte o grito, mas itens serão jogados.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Clique na imagem para jogar &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.rstein.org/pedro/pedro_e_o_chip_20091001.swf"&gt;&lt;img alt="Pedro e o Chip - The Game" border="0" src="http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/886/imagemlj.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-8617155148193097951?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/8617155148193097951/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/pedro-e-o-chip-jogo.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/8617155148193097951'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/8617155148193097951'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/pedro-e-o-chip-jogo.html' title='Pedro e o  Chip (Jogo)'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-1111833705833091496</id><published>2009-10-18T09:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-18T09:15:53.087-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Coletânea de GIFS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Coletânea de GIFS #01</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Domingão... preguiça de postar, mas vou deixar para vocês a nossa primeira coletânea de gifs :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a 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1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9362/12158398.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7519/giffrangovsgato.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7519/giffrangovsgato.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-1111833705833091496?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/1111833705833091496/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/coletanea-de-gifs-01.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/1111833705833091496'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/1111833705833091496'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/coletanea-de-gifs-01.html' title='Coletânea de GIFS #01'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-8406825864379388173</id><published>2009-10-17T08:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-17T08:35:32.151-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fails; owneds e afins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Celulares Modernos....</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NecKGXrybvY&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NecKGXrybvY&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;...Perdem para o clássico Fax :)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-8406825864379388173?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/8406825864379388173/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/celular-modernos.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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afins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Cospobre estranho</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/1038/apanhandonaescola2.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Cosplay?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Você fez isso errado...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-5230480590504809882?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/5230480590504809882/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/cospobre-estranho.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/5230480590504809882'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/5230480590504809882'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/cospobre-estranho.html' title='Cospobre estranho'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-9071299796684903608</id><published>2009-10-17T07:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-17T07:29:22.090-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Not tenso</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7804/ogaaaorzentlnf9nxkupfio.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-9071299796684903608?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/9071299796684903608/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/not-tenso.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/9071299796684903608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/9071299796684903608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/not-tenso.html' title='Not tenso'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-3284685923698995766</id><published>2009-10-14T14:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-14T15:20:52.383-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fails; owneds e afins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Cachorro da polícia fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tZqAGJZEYe8&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tZqAGJZEYe8&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Mais um exemplo do que as dorgas fazem.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-3284685923698995766?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/3284685923698995766/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-4556198175253415071</id><published>2009-10-14T14:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-14T14:01:51.108-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tente usar o cérebro'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Está tudo na sua mente</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3055/ilusaobotovelo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3055/ilusaobotovelo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Olhe bem :)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Mente suja, hein? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-4556198175253415071?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/4556198175253415071/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/esta-tudo-na-sua-mente.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/4556198175253415071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/4556198175253415071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/esta-tudo-na-sua-mente.html' title='Está tudo na sua mente'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-8780393709334045675</id><published>2009-10-13T15:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-13T17:03:54.101-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bizarrices'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Saco de ossos dançante</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Uma &lt;strike&gt;aberração&lt;/strike&gt; criatura que está fazendo muito sucesso no YouTobas é o &lt;strike&gt;demente&lt;/strike&gt; simpático asiático denominado&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt; "&lt;a target="blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/hitmanbreakeroftheye"&gt;hitmanbreakeroftheye&lt;/a&gt;" &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;onde todos os suas obras no site são vídeos dele cantando grandes sucessos internacionais, com sua linda e singela voz.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Tente assistir sua arte, será &lt;strike&gt;frustrante&lt;/strike&gt; edificante para você, tenho certeza.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Obs.: Contém cenas fortes&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Clique para ver&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;ou clique&amp;nbsp;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neAFo6iHL7U" target="_blank"&gt;Aqui&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neAFo6iHL7U" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neAFo6iHL7U" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6529/impossivel.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Quase morri&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-8780393709334045675?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/8780393709334045675/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/saco-de-ossos-dancante.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/8780393709334045675'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/8780393709334045675'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/saco-de-ossos-dancante.html' title='Saco de ossos dançante'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-6537909548935837614</id><published>2009-10-13T14:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-13T14:32:37.938-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Placas (des)motivacionais'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Dorgas mano!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/2892/dorgas.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/2892/dorgas.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://www.raxandobico.com/bico/2009/09/dorgas-da-boa/"&gt;&lt;b&gt;"Raxandobico"&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;E só para relembrar, o clássico:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fbBbB__2qS8/Sdu31hArvQI/AAAAAAAAAU8/_3906jqhrps/s1600/iaririarai_dorgas_mano_1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fbBbB__2qS8/Sdu31hArvQI/AAAAAAAAAU8/_3906jqhrps/s400/iaririarai_dorgas_mano_1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cuidado com as dorgas, hein?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-6537909548935837614?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/6537909548935837614/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/dorgas-mano.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/6537909548935837614'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/6537909548935837614'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/dorgas-mano.html' title='Dorgas mano!'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fbBbB__2qS8/Sdu31hArvQI/AAAAAAAAAU8/_3906jqhrps/s72-c/iaririarai_dorgas_mano_1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-1816073953931432290</id><published>2009-10-13T10:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-13T14:05:00.150-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Reforma</title><content type='html'>Estamos fazendo algumas mudanças no blog devido a falhas no template atual, voltaremos em breve.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Abraço :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-1816073953931432290?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/1816073953931432290/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/construcao.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/1816073953931432290'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/1816073953931432290'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/construcao.html' title='Reforma'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-3500904159645118057</id><published>2009-10-12T11:36:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-12T11:36:49.656-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bizarrices'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Pomba é rato que avua</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1gOihlrWUNw&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" 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term='Vídeos engraçados'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Piadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Um dia de merda</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object height="265" width="320"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q_P0CROHD5U&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q_P0CROHD5U&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="420" height="365"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Quem além de mim &lt;b&gt;riu&lt;/b&gt; com essa bobagem?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-6581020592341450621?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/6581020592341450621/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/um-dia-de-merda.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/6581020592341450621'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/6581020592341450621'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/um-dia-de-merda.html' title='Um dia de merda'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-2348469836703280616</id><published>2009-10-10T11:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-10T11:16:11.345-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Piadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Garota não é mais virgem por causa do "PAPAI"</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rHRnZv4blY0/SsAVkjSaQMI/AAAAAAAADOo/8pQbqbD6jwM/s1600/virgempapai.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6286/virgempapai.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6286/virgempapai.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Hmm, pensou besteira né?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-2348469836703280616?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/2348469836703280616/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/garota-naoe-mais-virgem-por-causa-do.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/2348469836703280616'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/2348469836703280616'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/garota-naoe-mais-virgem-por-causa-do.html' title='Garota não é mais virgem por causa do &quot;PAPAI&quot;'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-1631702698174986697</id><published>2009-10-08T12:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-08T13:30:09.229-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fails; owneds e afins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Menino assustado</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="313" width="384"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/W-qJaow1Kf0&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/W-qJaow1Kf0&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="384" height="313" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Da série: Quero ser bambi mas mamãe não deixa&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Menino se divertindo cantando, mãe abre a porta "Hááá!", menino morre, mãe ri..&lt;br /&gt;Que jeito estranho de se divertir hein?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-1631702698174986697?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/1631702698174986697/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/menino-assustado.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/1631702698174986697'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/1631702698174986697'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/menino-assustado.html' title='Menino assustado'/><author><name>Vovô Atleta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03791375108205782501</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-3361209922785348664</id><published>2009-10-06T17:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-08T13:26:32.481-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Piadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Como roubar uma casa</title><content type='html'>Você maloqueragem vida loka 100% prostituto só na stronda está sem dinheiro para colocar aquele diretinho no celular e ta afim de roubar uma casa para conseguir o cascalho? Vou te ajudar mostrando passo-a-passo as dicas de como roubar uma casa e fazer um roubo perfeito!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1º - Mostre onde é a casa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.eu-ri.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/maloqueir-mostra_a_casa.thumbnail.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 405px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 540px;" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2º - Verifique se está tudo OK.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.eu-ri.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/verifique_se_esta_tudo_ok.thumbnail.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 405px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 540px;" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3º - Avise a quadrilha, para quando for preso eles levarem advogado, celular e maconha na cadeia.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.eu-ri.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/avise_a_quadrilha.thumbnail.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 405px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 540px;" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4º - Comece o assalto furtando uma jaca, porque maloqueiro também tem fome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.eu-ri.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/roubando_jaca.thumbnail.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 405px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 540px;" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5º - Mande o comparsa ficar de olho para ver se não vêem ninguém.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.eu-ri.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/comparsa_fica_deolho.thumbnail.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 405px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 540px;" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6º - Depois da jaca, pule para dentro da casa do playboy para fazer o segundo furto.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.eu-ri.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/pulando_pra_dentro.thumbnail.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 405px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 540px;" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7º - Chegue na casa prendendo o cuzinhu de medo igual na foto e mostre sua arma com o dedo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.eu-ri.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/chegando_na_casa.thumbnail.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 405px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 540px;" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8º - Mostre aonde é a casa que vai assaltar e mostre sua arma de mão de cano duplo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.eu-ri.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/apontando_a_casa.thumbnail.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 405px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 540px;" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9º - Entre na casa e roube a nota de R$ 100,00 reais.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.eu-ri.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/roube_a_nota.thumbnail.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 405px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 540px;" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10º - Pose para a foto para depois colocar no Orkut com a legenda:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;$$ MaLoKeRaGeM 100% ViD4 Lok4 é NóIx $$&amp;lt;&amp;lt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.eu-ri.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sou_lindo_e_maloqueiro.thumbnail.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 405px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 540px;" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11º - Depois de ficar rico va para o bar comemorar fazendo o L de Bandidão!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.eu-ri.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/no_bar_comemorando.thumbnail.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 405px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 540px;" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-3361209922785348664?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/3361209922785348664/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/como-roubar-uma-casa.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/3361209922785348664'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/3361209922785348664'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/como-roubar-uma-casa.html' title='Como roubar uma casa'/><author><name>Vovô Atleta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03791375108205782501</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-8450714878591550600</id><published>2009-10-05T18:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-08T13:27:15.676-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Piadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Activia, regule seu "reloginho"</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/a2VD3-BRH2k&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param 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type='text'>Todos envelhecem</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img.blogs.abril.com.br/1/lenidavid/imagens/2piupiu.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;hPiu-Piu com 65 anos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img.blogs.abril.com.br/1/lenidavid/imagens/2piupiu.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://img.blogs.abril.com.br/1/lenidavid/imagens/2piupiu.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 453px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 255px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://img.blogs.abril.com.br/1/lenidavid/imagens/1barbie.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Barbie com 30 anos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img.blogs.abril.com.br/1/lenidavid/imagens/1barbie.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://img.blogs.abril.com.br/1/lenidavid/imagens/1barbie.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 300px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 398px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2429/3947803944_aceb1bc3a0.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Super-Homem com 50 anos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2429/3947803944_aceb1bc3a0.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2429/3947803944_aceb1bc3a0.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 319px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 250px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2665/3947804058_fa7acf01aa.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Thor com 45 anos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2665/3947804058_fa7acf01aa.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2665/3947804058_fa7acf01aa.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 326px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 250px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3488/3947023847_4e80dc1720.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Mulher-Maravilha (?) com 55 anos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3488/3947023847_4e80dc1720.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3488/3947023847_4e80dc1720.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 285px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 250px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3524/3947804100_901672f249.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Hulk com ..5 anos?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3524/3947804100_901672f249.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3524/3947804100_901672f249.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 289px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 250px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2550/3947023901_b5bfa7847a.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Batman e Robin com &amp;nbsp;80 e 70 anos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2550/3947023901_b5bfa7847a.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2550/3947023901_b5bfa7847a.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 221px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 250px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3489/3947804246_d9f69213ef.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Homem-Aranha com 90 anos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3489/3947804246_d9f69213ef.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3489/3947804246_d9f69213ef.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 292px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 250px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div 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Atleta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03791375108205782501</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2429/3947803944_aceb1bc3a0_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-4441052955694885203</id><published>2009-10-03T09:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-03T09:43:13.218-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tirinhas (ou não)'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bizarrices'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Menino de 5 anos mata jacaré de 360kg</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/foto/0,,23672556-FMM,00.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="342" src="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/foto/0,,23672556-FMM,00.jpg" width="481" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Seria o filho do Chuck Norris?&lt;/i&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;O menino americano&amp;nbsp;Simon Hughes, de&amp;nbsp;cinco anos, matou um&amp;nbsp;jacaré         de 3,65 metros e mais de 360 quilos no rancho da família,         em&amp;nbsp;Livingston, no estado do Texas (EUA).&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;Simon, que aprendeu a caçar com o pai aos quatro anos, atirou no         animal com uma espingarda. O menino costuma acompanhar o pai em         caçadas a aves e tem uma arma de tamanho especial. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Recentemente, a família recebeu permissão do         governo para matar um "grande animal" que estava         fazendo com que jacarés menores saíssem do pântano para se         alimentar nos pesqueiros do rancho. Depois de armar uma         armadilha, descobriu que o responsável por expulsar os pequenos         era outro jacaré. Foi o menino quem deu o tiro fatal no animal. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A idade do jacaré foi estimada entre 35 e 40 anos.         Só a cabeça do réptil pesava quase 50 quilos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/4180/33284meninode5anosfullc.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="194" src="http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/4180/33284meninode5anosfullc.png" width="568" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;Via &lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/0,,6091,00.html"&gt;Planeta Bizarro&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-4441052955694885203?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/4441052955694885203/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/menino-de-5-anos-mata-jacare-de-360kg.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/4441052955694885203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/4441052955694885203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/menino-de-5-anos-mata-jacare-de-360kg.html' title='Menino de 5 anos mata jacaré de 360kg'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-6755164435368877718</id><published>2009-10-03T08:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-03T08:30:01.272-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Piadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Prova do ENEM 2009</title><content type='html'>Pessoal, consegui as questões do ENEM 2009! Confira e aproveite para tirar boas notas:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/743/enem2009final.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/743/enem2009final.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Aproveite!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-6755164435368877718?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/6755164435368877718/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/prova-do-enem-2009.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/6755164435368877718'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/6755164435368877718'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/prova-do-enem-2009.html' title='Prova do ENEM 2009'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-5576101595788564018</id><published>2009-10-03T06:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-03T06:31:22.443-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Piadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Buraco errado</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object height="295" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/t35p5fOXV8k&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t35p5fOXV8k&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Putz, esse me arrancou muitas risadas :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Humor adulto no mais simples &lt;b&gt;modo Disney&lt;/b&gt; de contar histórias.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-5576101595788564018?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/5576101595788564018/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/buraco-errado.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/5576101595788564018'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/5576101595788564018'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/buraco-errado.html' title='Buraco errado'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-5256869379740993218</id><published>2009-10-03T06:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-03T06:27:54.729-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Placas (des)motivacionais'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Piadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Frustração</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt; Não importa quantas vezes você assiste esse gif... nunca vai acontecer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nbnl.globalwhelming.com/uploads/Frustration.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="386" src="http://nbnl.globalwhelming.com/uploads/Frustration.gif" width="420" /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-5256869379740993218?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/5256869379740993218/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/frustracao.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/5256869379740993218'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/5256869379740993218'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/frustracao.html' title='Frustração'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-9038924372366367241</id><published>2009-10-03T05:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-03T05:44:32.238-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Stress no trabalho</title><content type='html'>Existem muitas pessoas que se estressam em público, e têm reações absurdas. E.... felizmente, há câmeras de segurança para flagrar esses malucos de plantão :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QPtl9YIcKG8&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QPtl9YIcKG8&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sv2jlhPF3Ng&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sv2jlhPF3Ng&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/buiq_mMjhQY&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/buiq_mMjhQY&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E o melhor de todos:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ttjk93MmyHw&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ttjk93MmyHw&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haha, parece briga de torcida.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-9038924372366367241?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/9038924372366367241/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/stress-no-trabalho.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/9038924372366367241'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/9038924372366367241'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/stress-no-trabalho.html' title='Stress no trabalho'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-2603086239974642163</id><published>2009-10-01T16:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-03T04:48:53.690-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fails; owneds e afins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Pombo Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Nrnlm0DG9hM&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nem o senhor que estava segurando reparou..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-2603086239974642163?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/2603086239974642163/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/pombo-fail.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/2603086239974642163'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/2603086239974642163'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/pombo-fail.html' title='Pombo Fail'/><author><name>Vovô Atleta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03791375108205782501</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-835896901244355260</id><published>2009-10-01T14:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-01T14:53:52.648-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Piadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>12 Sintomas de Viadagem</title><content type='html'>Na internet se acha de tudo, todos sabem que os sintomas abaixo são muito duvidosos, então, saiba se você tá sentado na banana e faça seu próprio diagnóstico :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;01. Chegar aos 30 anos de idade sem barriga?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aos 30 anos se você se preocupa com o físico, você é viado! Como diz o ditado “Quem gosta de homem bonito é viado. Mulher gosta de dinheiro”. Você tem mais é que parar de se preocupar com a barriga e tratar do seu bolso porque aquela menina gostosona de 19 anos dá mais importância ao carro importado e ao cartão de crédito que você tem, do que aos seus músculos do abdômen..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;02. Pedir caipirinha com adoçante?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Você pede caipirinha com adoçante?…Fala serio???!!! Ta de regime? Me poupe, cara!!! Ou você bebe ou não bebe! Caipirinha é o seguinte: Limão, AÇÚCAR, gelo, pinga ou vodka. Se for para pedir diferente não chame de caipirinha, diga pro garçom o seguinte: Hoje vou pedir uma bebida de viado, sirva-me um copo com limão, vodka (ou pinga), gelo e adoçante.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;03. Chupar um sorvete?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O verbo “chupar” não deve fazer parte do vocabulário de um homem, um verdadeiro homem não chupa sorvete, ele COME o sorvete, ou seja: devora-o com dentadas e não com chupadas. Chupada é coisa de viado! Entendeu?&lt;br /&gt;As duas únicas coisas que um homem tem permissão para chupar são peitos e afins. O resto… é viadagem!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;04. Ter como bicho de estimação um gato?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O que isso, cara? Gato por si só não passa de um cão viado; aquele lance de ficar se lambendo o dia todo e de não tomar banho é nojento. Fora o fato de o gato ter aquelas frescuras: gato faz pipi e popô, depois esconde embaixo da terrinha (entenda isso como se você sempre se metesse a abaixar a tampa da privada depois de usar o vaso). Bicho de homem é o cachorro: cachorro ta pouco se fudendo pra tudo, mija e caga em qualquer lugar, bebe água da privada e até coça o saco. Ter gato em casa é coisa de boiola! E boiola é viado, entendeu bem?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;05. Saber o nome de mais de 4 coisas na padaria?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Homem entra na padaria e fala logo o que quer, no máximo quatro itens, normalmente são o pão, o café, o leite e a manteiga. Chegar na padaria pedindo um pote de queijo Filadélfia , 250 gramas de lombinho canadense “bem fininho, viu?!”, ou então um salame (SALAME???!!!). Sai fora, mané. Isso é um grave sintoma de viadagem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;06. Sair pra dançar?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Que porra é essa, cara? Homem sai pra beber, pra zoar, pra pegar mulher. Homem que sai pra dançar não é homem. É viado! No máximo, você pode dar uns passos na pista de dança com a intenção, é claro, de se aproximar da mulher que te chamou a atenção. Homem que sai pra dançar é viado enrustido.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;07. Bebidas com nomes exóticos?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sex on the beach, Dry Martini, Blood Mary….tudo coisa de viado!&lt;br /&gt;Homem não tem frescura, bebe aquilo que todo mundo conhece: Vodka, Pinga, Whisky, cerveja, muita cerveja! Detalhes em copo de homem são limão, gelo ou palito, dependendo da bebida. Canudinho e guarda-chuvinha nem pensar. É coisa de viado!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;08. Reparar como os outros estão vestidos?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Você é daqueles que repara que seu amigo está vestindo a mesma camisa de ontem? Então você é viado! Qual a diferença entre seu amigo sair para tomar uma cerveja com uma camisa dessas que não sai por menos de 100 pratas (coisa de viado) e sair com uma camiseta que ele ganhou de brinde do cartão de crédito? Nenhuma! Se o cara tá ridículo, o problema é dele. Sobra mais mulher pra você! Se você dá uma de Clodovil e repara se a roupa de seus amigos combinam, você é viado! Pode crer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;09. Comer bolo em festa de aniversário?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Só viado faz isso. Homem que é homem enche o prato de salgadinhos, bebe pra caralho, fica doidão e vomita. Quem come bolo é mulher, criança e VIADO.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;10. Pedir meias porções ou meias doses?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O nome é porção ou dose porque já é calculado, ou seja, um homem come uma porção de gororoba, ou uma dose de birita. Então, quem come meia porção é meio-homem e meio homem não existe. O que existe é viado comendo meia porção. Enetendeu? Pior ainda são aqueles que pedem pratos terminados com “inho”, por exemplo:&lt;br /&gt;- Garçom, traz um bifinho com batatinha, por favor? Isso é muita viadagem, cara, presta atenção.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;11. Consolar ex-namoradas de amigos?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A única maneira do verdadeiro homem fazer isso é passando a vara para consolar e depois fazer com que ela fale algo que possa ser usado pra zoar o seu amigo em questão. Do contrário, vá chorar no ombro da mamãe ou no ombro de um VIADÃO. No meu não!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;12. Você escreve e fala veado ou viado?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O certo é veado e não viado, mas escrever e falar veado é coisa de viado e homem que é homem, e se garante, escreve e fala VIADO!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-835896901244355260?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/835896901244355260/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/12-sintomas-de-viadagem.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/835896901244355260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/835896901244355260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/12-sintomas-de-viadagem.html' title='12 Sintomas de Viadagem'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-4881724861883323421</id><published>2009-10-01T14:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-01T14:07:07.053-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Crianças, aproveitem!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YZryXoOi92k&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YZryXoOi92k&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Que guri sortudo, hein?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-4881724861883323421?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/4881724861883323421/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/criancas-aproveitem.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/4881724861883323421'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/4881724861883323421'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/criancas-aproveitem.html' title='Crianças, aproveitem!'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-8105734278408217137</id><published>2009-10-01T13:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-01T14:11:57.719-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fails; owneds e afins'/><title type='text'>Não use drogas!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__tCHKtUODvg/SsUXP7cXhxI/AAAAAAAAABM/SWqxCqJqRUM/s1600-h/lsd.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387738091640817426" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__tCHKtUODvg/SsUXP7cXhxI/AAAAAAAAABM/SWqxCqJqRUM/s400/lsd.jpg" style="display: block; height: 290px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Clique para aumentar&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E têm efeito até nos animais....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fbBbB__2qS8/Sdu31hArvQI/AAAAAAAAAU8/_3906jqhrps/s1600/iaririarai_dorgas_mano_1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fbBbB__2qS8/Sdu31hArvQI/AAAAAAAAAU8/_3906jqhrps/s400/iaririarai_dorgas_mano_1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Old, porém &lt;b&gt;Gold&lt;/b&gt; :) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-8105734278408217137?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/8105734278408217137/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/nao-use-drogas.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/8105734278408217137'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/8105734278408217137'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/10/nao-use-drogas.html' title='Não use drogas!'/><author><name>Vovô Atleta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03791375108205782501</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__tCHKtUODvg/SsUXP7cXhxI/AAAAAAAAABM/SWqxCqJqRUM/s72-c/lsd.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-1886052944319938749</id><published>2009-09-30T18:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-30T18:07:51.269-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens Engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fails; owneds e afins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>"Não aceita esse depo"</title><content type='html'>Tem muita gente burra no mundo, e também tem muito sacana pra zuar dos tais.&lt;br /&gt;E acredite, não é fake&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/5189/paulinhaboketeira.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/5189/paulinhaboketeira.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Via: GTO&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-1886052944319938749?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/1886052944319938749/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/nao-aceita-esse-depo.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/1886052944319938749'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/1886052944319938749'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/nao-aceita-esse-depo.html' title='&quot;Não aceita esse depo&quot;'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-6475779189376757490</id><published>2009-09-30T08:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-30T08:55:58.709-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fails; owneds e afins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Um fail exitante</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/u5GJxEwizIY&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/u5GJxEwizIY&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;"... e o mamute se fudeu."&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Euri&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-6475779189376757490?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/6475779189376757490/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/um-fail-exitante.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/6475779189376757490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/6475779189376757490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/um-fail-exitante.html' title='Um fail exitante'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-1253555797303473669</id><published>2009-09-29T15:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-29T15:17:09.114-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Imagina se a turma do Chaves tivesse msn?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1kODx6jLeN4/SsKFsXAoBGI/AAAAAAAAAK0/M1gi4KA0ZDA/s1600-h/msn.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8982/msnvq.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8982/msnvq.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Euri.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-1253555797303473669?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/1253555797303473669/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/imagina-se-turma-do-chaves-tivesse-msn.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/1253555797303473669'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/1253555797303473669'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/imagina-se-turma-do-chaves-tivesse-msn.html' title='Imagina se a turma do Chaves tivesse msn?'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-7858468110831551656</id><published>2009-09-29T09:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-29T09:41:03.415-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tirinhas (ou não)'/><title type='text'>Comi tua mãe</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1kODx6jLeN4/SsI4JurRcuI/AAAAAAAAAKs/JTkuwYlvBFs/s1600-h/coringa-06-11-08.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="562" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1kODx6jLeN4/SsI4JurRcuI/AAAAAAAAAKs/JTkuwYlvBFs/s400/coringa-06-11-08.jpg" width="346" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Old mas &lt;b&gt;gold&lt;/b&gt; :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-7858468110831551656?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/7858468110831551656/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/comi-tua-mae.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/7858468110831551656'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/7858468110831551656'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/comi-tua-mae.html' title='Comi tua mãe'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1kODx6jLeN4/SsI4JurRcuI/AAAAAAAAAKs/JTkuwYlvBFs/s72-c/coringa-06-11-08.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-1549420023020110093</id><published>2009-09-29T08:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-29T15:15:02.534-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><title type='text'>Como irritar sua mãe</title><content type='html'>Existem técnicas &lt;b&gt;milenares&lt;/b&gt; sobre como irritar sua mãe&lt;br /&gt;A seguir, &lt;b&gt;Stewie&lt;/b&gt;, o &lt;b&gt;campeão&lt;/b&gt; na categoria, nos mostra a forma mais&lt;b&gt; prática e eficaz&lt;/b&gt; que há.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cNkp4QF3we8&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cNkp4QF3we8&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Os ministério da saúde adverte: Esta prática pode ser mortal se usada em sogras ou em mulheres com TPM.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Traduzindo:&lt;br /&gt;-Louis, Louis, mãe, mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe,&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;mãe....&lt;br /&gt;-O QUÊ !?&lt;br /&gt;- Oi! hehehehehehehehehehe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Simples, mas funciona :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-1549420023020110093?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/1549420023020110093/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/como-irritar-sua-mae.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/1549420023020110093'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/1549420023020110093'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/como-irritar-sua-mae.html' title='Como irritar sua mãe'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-1631166737901038904</id><published>2009-09-28T17:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-28T17:35:24.860-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Ciência desvenda os fatos da infidelidade masculina</title><content type='html'>Após anos de pesquisa, ciência finalmente desvenda os fatos da infidelidade masculina.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img border="0" class="linked-image" src="http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/839/cid52f40ff82bcc41c3ad18.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img border="0" class="linked-image" src="http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/2679/cid257a0efcb4f843228aca.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img border="0" class="linked-image" src="http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1603/cid6a1c549a89894735b99d.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img border="0" class="linked-image" src="http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/6057/cid32fc218f3a7d4696a5b3.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img border="0" class="linked-image" src="http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/1973/cid38bca769674d4d468b7a.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img border="0" class="linked-image" src="http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/7070/cid95fe196bd94846739b2a.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img border="0" class="linked-image" src="http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/8131/cid397d55d96b8c4c65af8e.jpg" /&gt; &lt;img border="0" class="linked-image" src="http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/1020/cid712c12fdd301418ca60b.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img border="0" class="linked-image" src="http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5052/cid975ccd0fe3304dff9908.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img border="0" class="linked-image" src="http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6665/cidd581d626fcf6422ca2f8.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img border="0" class="linked-image" src="http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/1965/cided131c9d68e546468d98.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img border="0" class="linked-image" src="http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/8458/ciddc5e75815e674cddbbec.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E não poderiam faltar as sábias palavras do Chuck Norris brasileiro.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1kODx6jLeN4/SsFWFsIAuqI/AAAAAAAAAKk/l-uarr4Rb6Y/s1600-h/ze_mayer_560+c%C3%B3pia.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1kODx6jLeN4/SsFWFsIAuqI/AAAAAAAAAKk/l-uarr4Rb6Y/s400/ze_mayer_560+c%C3%B3pia.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-1631166737901038904?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/1631166737901038904/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/ciencia-desvenda-os-fatos-da.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/1631166737901038904'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/1631166737901038904'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/ciencia-desvenda-os-fatos-da.html' title='Ciência desvenda os fatos da infidelidade masculina'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1kODx6jLeN4/SsFWFsIAuqI/AAAAAAAAAKk/l-uarr4Rb6Y/s72-c/ze_mayer_560+c%C3%B3pia.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-2662118903103052161</id><published>2009-09-28T14:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-28T14:59:30.810-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bizarrices'/><title type='text'>O animal mais estranho do mundo</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/1472/ayeaye2cpia.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/1472/ayeaye2cpia.jpg" /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;Este é o &lt;b&gt;aye-aye&lt;/b&gt;, seria filho de Ana Maria Braga com Cruz-credo ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-2662118903103052161?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/2662118903103052161/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/o-animal-mais-estranho-do-mundo.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/2662118903103052161'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/2662118903103052161'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/o-animal-mais-estranho-do-mundo.html' title='O animal mais estranho do mundo'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-2494291166349912582</id><published>2009-09-27T13:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-27T13:30:13.982-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><title type='text'>Pastor beyblade/Zangief</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sOhohuMhco0&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sOhohuMhco0&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Da série: Quero rodar mais satã não deixa.&lt;br /&gt;Portanto, &lt;b&gt;sai da frente satanás&lt;/b&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;O Pião entrou na roda, ó pião!&lt;br /&gt;O Pião entrou na roda, ó pião!&lt;br /&gt;Roda pião! Roda pião!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-2494291166349912582?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/2494291166349912582/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/pastor-baybladezangief.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/2494291166349912582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/2494291166349912582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/pastor-baybladezangief.html' title='Pastor beyblade/Zangief'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-4883423114059355648</id><published>2009-09-27T08:34:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-27T08:51:05.384-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Tudo que os homens sabem sobre as mulheres</title><content type='html'>Sempre quis saber os segredos das mulheres? O &lt;b&gt;Agente Somos&lt;/b&gt; agora disponibiliza a todos vocês um e-book inédito com o conhecimento masculino sobre o sexo oposto. Clique &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://docs.google.com/present/view?id=dgfvddzh_2g2h5hcch" target="Tudo que os homens sabem sobre as mulheres"&gt;Aqui&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;, e seja feliz :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-4883423114059355648?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/4883423114059355648/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/tudo-que-os-homens-sabem-sobre-as.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/4883423114059355648'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/4883423114059355648'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/tudo-que-os-homens-sabem-sobre-as.html' title='Tudo que os homens sabem sobre as mulheres'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-6606576052686344029</id><published>2009-09-27T08:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-28T14:49:27.435-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bizarrices'/><title type='text'>Veja lista de dez recordes que poucos gostariam de bater</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="materia-letra" id="box-letra"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quem nunca sonhou em ser um recordista? Pois é, tem gente que leva esse sonho tão além, que ultrapassam o extremo.Confira a lista dos 10 recordes mais bizarros do mundo. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="materia-mascara midia-largura-595"&gt;&lt;div class="materia-foto"&gt;&lt;div class="foto"&gt;&lt;img alt="Foto: Suzanne Davis/AP" height="424" src="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/foto/0,,22524972-FMM,00.jpg" width="595" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h4 style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;O sem noção acima, Fin Keleher, de 11 anos, quebrou em                 maio deste ano o recorde mundial ao colocar 43 caracóis                 em seu rosto. O menino, que mora no estado de Utah                 (EUA), manteve os moluscos em sua face por dez segundos,                 cinco a mais do que o recorde anterior. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="materia-mascara midia-largura-595"&gt;&lt;div class="materia-foto"&gt;&lt;div class="foto"&gt;&lt;img alt="Foto: Ronaldo Schemidt/AFP" height="424" src="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/foto/0,,22526264-FMM,00.jpg" width="595" /&gt;          &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h4 style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;O mexicano Jorge Castro ficou pendurado em agosto                 deste ano, na Cidade do México, por duas horas e 50                 minutos com ganchos nas costas e quebrou seu próprio                 recorde. Em 2007, ele tinha permanecido pendurado por                 duas horas e 40 minutos. (Que diferença hein?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="materia-mascara midia-largura-595"&gt;&lt;div class="materia-foto"&gt;&lt;div class="foto"&gt;&lt;img alt="Foto: AFP" height="424" src="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/foto/0,,22526270-FMM,00.jpg" width="595" /&gt;          &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h4 style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;O chinês Liu Zhenyu, de 19 anos, aguentou um                 caminhão de 16 toneladas sobre o peito, em agosto, em                 Jilin, na China. Praticante de artes marciais desde                 criança, Zhenyu espera entrar para o Guinness, livro dos                 recordes, com sua performance. Se conseguiu eu não sei, mas deve ter ficado com uma baita dor nos mamilos, esse aí não aguenta mais o "peitinho".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="materia-mascara midia-largura-595"&gt;&lt;div class="materia-foto"&gt;&lt;div class="foto"&gt;&lt;img alt="Foto: Amy Sancetta/AP" height="424" src="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/foto/0,,22435481-FMM,00.jpg" width="595" /&gt;          &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h4&gt;&lt;i style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;Dezessete pessoas permaneceram em chamas                     simultaneamente por 43,9 segundos, no dia 19 de                     setembro, em South Russell, no estado de Ohio (EUA),                     e bateram o recorde mundial. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="materia-mascara midia-largura-595"&gt;&lt;div class="materia-foto"&gt;&lt;div class="foto"&gt;&lt;img alt="Foto: Divulgação" height="424" src="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/foto/0,,22526277-FMM,00.jpg" width="595" /&gt;          &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h4 style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;O britânico Charlie Bell, de 35 anos, estabeleceu                 novo recorde ao transportar em maio deste ano 17 quilos                 de larvas com a boca. Ele tinha que levar as larvas de                 um recipiente para outro. Após o recorde, Bell disse ao                 jornal 'The Sun' que a sensação foi                 'horrível'. (Pelo menos ele admitiu, tem gente que pode transportar quilos de merda na boca e dizer que a sensação nem foi tão ruim assim)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="materia-mascara midia-largura-595"&gt;&lt;div class="materia-foto"&gt;&lt;div class="foto"&gt;&lt;img alt="Foto: Reprodução/9News" height="424" src="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/foto/0,,22527064-FMM,00.jpg" width="595" /&gt;          &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h4 style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Em fevereiro deste ano, o australiano John Allwood                 superou seu próprio recorde mundial ao esmagar 47                 melancias com a cabeça em apenas um minuto, no festival                 de melancia e melão de Chinchilla (Austrália). Que cabeça dura hein? &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="materia-mascara midia-largura-595"&gt;&lt;div class="materia-foto"&gt;&lt;div class="foto"&gt;&lt;img alt="Foto: Rob Griffith/AP" height="424" src="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/foto/0,,22434096-FMM,00.jpg" width="595" /&gt;          &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h4&gt;&lt;i style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;Os australianos Jack Tsonis, à esquerda, e Lindsay                     Morrison tentam nesta segunda-feira (21) em Sydney,                     na Austrália, quebrar o recorde de aperto de mão                     mais longo.&amp;nbsp;A dupla&amp;nbsp;apertou as mãos por 12 horas, 34                     minutos&amp;nbsp;e 56&amp;nbsp;segundos .             &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="materia-mascara midia-largura-595"&gt;&lt;div class="materia-foto"&gt;&lt;div class="foto"&gt;&lt;img alt="Foto: Divulgação" height="424" src="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/foto/0,,22527068-FMM,00.jpg" width="595" /&gt;          &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h4 style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Em maio, a atriz pornô Sexy Cora --nome verdadeiro                 Carolin Berger--, de 21 anos, falhou na tentativa de                 quebrar o recorde mundial de sexo oral, em Hamburgo                 (Alemanha), após passar mal. Ela pretendia fazer sexo                 oral com 200 homens, mas foi forçada a parar quando teve                 um mal-estar. Haha, depois de engolir leite de mais de 80 bois, só podia dar nisso mesmo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="materia-mascara midia-largura-595"&gt;&lt;div class="materia-foto"&gt;&lt;div class="foto"&gt;&lt;img alt="Foto: Prakash Mathema/AFP" height="424" src="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/foto/0,,21738114-FMM,00.jpg" width="595" /&gt;          &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h4&gt;&lt;i style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;O nepalês Rohit Timilsina quebrou no dia 23 de                     agosto&amp;nbsp;deste ano&amp;nbsp;o recorde mundial ao segurar o                     maior número de bolas de tênis com apenas uma mão                     por mais tempo. Ele segurou 21 bolas por cerca de 14                     segundos.              &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="materia-mascara midia-largura-595"&gt;&lt;div class="materia-foto"&gt;&lt;div class="foto"&gt;&lt;img alt="Foto: Divulgação" height="424" src="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/foto/0,,22527081-FMM,00.jpg" width="595" /&gt;          &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h4 style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Depois de anos brigando com os responsáveis pela                 publicação do livro dos recordes, a stripper Maxi Mounds                 finalmente conseguiu colocar seus dois seios --cada um                 pesando 9 kg-- no Guinness no ano passado. Ela foi                 listada na nova categoria 'os maiores seios                 aumentados por cirurgia'.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;Daqui:&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/0,,MUL1314147-6091,00-VEJA+LISTA+DE+DEZ+RECORDES+QUE+POUCOS+GOSTARIAM+DE+BATER.html"&gt;Planeta Bizarro&lt;/a&gt;       &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-6606576052686344029?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/6606576052686344029/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/veja-lista-de-dez-recordes-que-poucos.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/6606576052686344029'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/6606576052686344029'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/veja-lista-de-dez-recordes-que-poucos.html' title='Veja lista de dez recordes que poucos gostariam de bater'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-7003546973826407468</id><published>2009-09-26T20:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-26T20:52:17.379-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><title type='text'>10 coisas que não se deve fazer quando for co-piloto</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zVFy76NDG6A&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zVFy76NDG6A&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sugestão:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;LiquidWolf&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-7003546973826407468?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/7003546973826407468/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/10-coisas-que-nao-se-deve-fazer-quando.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/7003546973826407468'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/7003546973826407468'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/10-coisas-que-nao-se-deve-fazer-quando.html' title='10 coisas que não se deve fazer quando for co-piloto'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-6603256103011069294</id><published>2009-09-26T20:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-28T16:23:59.556-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Placas (des)motivacionais'/><title type='text'>Placas (des)motivacionais (1)</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1037/brasileiros.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="360" src="http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1037/brasileiros.png" width="420" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Além de&lt;b&gt; escrever errado&lt;/b&gt;, escreveu com &lt;b&gt;esmalte&lt;/b&gt; num pedaço de madeira &lt;b&gt;triangular&lt;/b&gt;. É, boa vontade ele tem, só falta fazer um curso de português.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-6603256103011069294?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/6603256103011069294/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/placas-desmotivacionais-1.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/6603256103011069294'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/6603256103011069294'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/placas-desmotivacionais-1.html' title='Placas 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/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sobre a posição do banner:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Os banners que ficam mais acima, são dos blogs que nos enviam mais visitas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E sobre os &lt;b&gt;Top Malas&lt;/b&gt;, esses parceiros são os que nos enviam mais visitas diárias e ganharam banner 180x40 numa área mais à vista do blog.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-1159445800620379055?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/1159445800620379055/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/parceria.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/1159445800620379055'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/1159445800620379055'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/parceria.html' title='Parcerias'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-3418538789201772056</id><published>2009-09-26T07:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-26T10:24:55.106-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><title type='text'>Como assustar sua namorada</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aHuUY-uy7LA&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aHuUY-uy7LA&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Da série: É UMA BILADA, digo, CILADA BINO!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-3418538789201772056?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/3418538789201772056/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/como-assustar-sua-namorada.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/3418538789201772056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/3418538789201772056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/como-assustar-sua-namorada.html' title='Como assustar sua namorada'/><author><name>Mala</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12656475727320501362</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557627758072240647.post-3510304509582049881</id><published>2009-09-26T06:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-26T17:12:22.520-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos engraçados'/><title type='text'>Gordinho animado</title><content type='html'>Encontrei esse vídeo no youtube, e confesso, me arrancou umas risadas:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hau9P-oAbeQ&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hau9P-oAbeQ&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me lembrou muito esse aqui:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nTegy6sBQVA&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nTegy6sBQVA&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E ainda tem mais outro:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mC8JVz5eDl4&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mC8JVz5eDl4&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Err... mais um:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zq-l7FQz-6Q&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zq-l7FQz-6Q&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chega! Se eu for colocar os vídeos de todos os &lt;b&gt;"gordinhos"&lt;/b&gt; dançando no YouTube, esse tópico não vai acabar nunca.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-3510304509582049881?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/feeds/3510304509582049881/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://blogseumala.blogspot.com/2009/09/gordinho-animado.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/3510304509582049881'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/557627758072240647/posts/default/3510304509582049881'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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boas risadas.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Como esses aqui:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/s6V5B8mGgGQ&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s6V5B8mGgGQ&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Da série: Coisas que 90% dos blogs já postaram.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object 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value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XCcb8UVujDw&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;Da série: Quero ser bambi mas mamãe não deixa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"&gt;Se você não riu de nenhum desse aí, você não tem humor. :)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/557627758072240647-597262809118810738?l=blogseumala.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link 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